Total Medals Earned: 162 (From 34 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,325 Points
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
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Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (35/85 points)
discover the spinning tiles
discover the exploding tiles
complete all of the levels
Medals Earned: 2/6 (20/100 points)
Elected as President.
The Pistol Party disappeared.
The voters loved all your answers for an entire debate.
You've created an enemy.
It's a competitive bid, the presidency.
The Blade Party is imprisoned.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (85/100 points)
You had a score posted!
fill you toilet before the timer runs out!
Get 7000 or more points!
Get 2500 or more points!
Get 10000 or more points!
Get 4000 or more points!
You played multiplayer!... even if you did just use 2 hands.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (395/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
get a combo of 25
get a combo of 50
get a combo of 100
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/95 points)
Get a score of 50
Get a score of 100
Get a score of 420
Get a score of 500
Get a score of 1000
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Eat
Build a fire pit.
Make a fishing pole!
Start a fire!
Sleep!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (100/100 points)
Finish Monday.
Finish Tuesday.
Finish Wednesday.
Finish Thursday.
Finish Friday.
There's not always a light on the other end.